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Oct 5 2006

FAMOUS POP RHETORICALS

Him: How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna go down?
Me: … Shhh, baby.

15 Responses to “FAMOUS POP RHETORICALS”

  • Bryan Mason Says:

    God, I hate that song.

  • James Says:

    I just want to know why in a song referencing England she imitates the hooker from Full Metal Jacket.

  • Joe Says:

    I’m in agreement with Bryan.

  • Chrissie Says:

    Never heard it… And glad.

  • Mo Says:

    Who the hell told Fergie she could rap, anyway?

  • wendi Says:

    I don’t get it.

  • Joe Says:

    OK, Katies link to the urban dictionary made me snort chai tea from my nose. Do any of you know how that burns? Damn you Katie~!

  • carolb Says:

    James…that comment is awesome. What a perfect description of the lady lumps chick.

  • Cathy Says:

    I just wonder if Maggie has any idea how numbered are her days of pop-culture awareness. Barney and friends don’t sing like that!

  • CrankMama Says:

    Good lord!! I’ve never heard that song either… and I’m SO relieved that isn’t a conversation overheard by you.

  • shy me Says:

    every time I hear that song I think of ED (you know… the thing men don’t want to talk to their doctor about even though it’s normal and happens to politicians too?)
    The way I hear the song, the guy’s London Bridge *goes down* every time they’re together… if you know what I mean.
    And then I laugh.
    Which helps with the pain of having heard the song in the first place.

    “Sorry honey, my London Bridge usually doesn’t go down. I must be stressed. It’s not you…”

  • wheezer Says:

    oh, its a rap song! I was thinking of the childrens song. No wonder i was confuzed.

  • capacious Says:

    Pop music is good. My husband is currently driving me crazy with this song, also, not only because he wants to make my London Bridge go down (constantly), but because he sings “Fergie Ferg, me love you long time,” and it’s “Fergie Ferg-IE, me love you long time.” He’s a good guy, but…how much longer can I stand this type of lyrical mistake?

  • rianalanceislaughingoutloud Says:

    Am I thinking the same thing?

    Hmmm…