More Fun With Spam Subject Headers

17 Responses to “More Fun With Spam Subject Headers”

• Mau Says:
  

  Subject: Outraged diamond.

  And after a bunch of non-sense on the body of the email, it closes it with:

  The renegades had little food and little rest. Could it be that there were tears in those cold blue eyes?

  **Sigh**

  BTW, Maggie! I just got a fun package on the mail! A signed book from Maggie Mason. =)

  Thank you so much!
• r@d@r Says:
  

  i’m not sure why – it’s beyond my grasp of technology – the TrackMeNot plug-in for Firefox displays a continuous stream of two-word found poems: ‘farming cans’. ‘documentations downloading’. ‘compos blasts’. ‘kahunas wonky’. etc.
• shy me Says:
  

  I’m not afraid to stand up and say that I’m proud to be a kidney bean polygamist damnit!
• Leah Says:
  

  Those would be awesome band names!
• Wacky Mommy Says:
  

  Yeah, I’m positive no one would be interested in what I had for lunch, but I most definitely am interested in reviewing your book. Please send me an e when you have a chance, would you?
• Nadine - Healthifica.com Says:
  

  Totally agree with Leah…

  Should we just tell the agents?
• phoeby Says:
  

  I kid you not: “turd ice-cream cone”.

  I don’t know if I’d want to hear that band.
• Carolynne Says:
  

  Eeee! I’m really enjoying your book. =)
• Chrissie Says:
  

  “delicacy argument”
• Chrissie Says:
  

  Oh… And also ” Games Rooster Teeth PANICS” … I really liked that one!
• kat Says:
  

  i like this one

  Subject: self-seeking lawn mower

  
• Blake Says:
  

  “Sluggish trout” sounds like a male disorder.

  Is “Menstruate aptitude” some kind of…test? What is the pass/fail??

  “Kidney bean polygamist”? Somehow me thinks it originates somewhere in Arizona.
• kimblahg Says:
  

  the best ones i have seen in my inbox lately:
  snake podiatrist
  menstrual accountant
• CartwheelsAtMidnight Says:
  

  “Photo Opportunity Missle”. It’s the new Kodak WMD…

  and

  “Better Future Whipping Snapping”. Kinky! Sign me up!

  Could you please forward me the “Menstrual Accountant”? My calendar’s all messed up.
• keri Says:
  

  my recent favorite: “need crank”. you and me both, buddy, you and me both.
• craig Says:
  

  George Crouch wonders:
  “I hope this is the right email gadfly”

  Miami Lakes ominously observes:
  “Freaking Warhead Roams Streets”

  Jessica Norton wishes you the best:
  “Keep it splashy”
• Traci Says:
  

  You must check out, if you haven’t already, spamusement dot com. Hi-larious.

  Congrats on the book! you rock!