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It’s pouring and windy outside. A young man sits alone at a cafe table beneath a meager corner of the roof. On the table, he’s arranged his cigarettes, his coffee, and his diary. He gazes meaningfully into the distance, waiting to be observed.
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Stately
Why do all the mortuaries in California look like Southern plantations?
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Snack
Shaking sea salt on the popcorn, I open my mouth to take a breath. The air above the bowl is salty.
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Milk Shake Etymology
Scenario: Bryan’s extended family has rented a houseboat for a day trip, and the captain puts on a party mix. The kids are sitting on the upper deck drinking microbrews when the speakers start blasting Milk Shake by Kelis.
-Oh, man. Did you see her on Saturday Night Live?
-Awful.
-They turned the music all the way up just to drown her out.
-And it’s not like the song has notes or anything.
-What does milk shake even mean?
-Tits.
-Actually, I think it’s the way you’re shaking or something.
-No, she said in an interview that it was the way you carry yourself.
-I’m pretty sure it’s boobs.
-No, really, I looked it up online.
-That makes sense, because she has no boobs.
-This conversation, I mean this whole situation, is like a comedy sketch about white people.
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Two Years Ago
Two Years Ago
Originally uploaded by MaggieMason.
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