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Oct 20 2005

WISH FULFILLMENT

It�s pouring and windy outside. A young man sits alone at a caf� table beneath a meager corner of the roof. On the table, he�s arranged his cigarettes, his coffee, and his diary. He gazes meaningfully into the distance, waiting to be observed.

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Oct 20 2005

STATELY

Why do all the mortuaries in California look like Southern plantations?

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Oct 17 2005

SNACK

Shaking sea salt on the popcorn, I open my mouth to take a breath. The air above the bowl is salty.

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Oct 12 2005

MILK SHAKE ETYMOLOGY

Scenario: Bryan�s extended family has rented a houseboat for a day trip, and the captain puts on a party mix. The kids are sitting on the upper deck drinking microbrews when the speakers start blasting �Milk Shake� by Kelis.

-Oh, man. Did you see her on Saturday Night Live?

-Awful.

-They turned the music all the way up just to drown her out.

-And it�s not like the song has� notes or anything.

-What does �milk shake� even mean?

-Tits.

-Actually, I think it�s the way you�re shaking or something.

-No, she said in an interview that it was the �way you carry yourself.�

-I�m pretty sure it�s boobs.

-No, really, I looked it up online.

-That makes sense, because she has no boobs.

-This conversation, I mean this whole situation, is like a comedy sketch about white people.

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Oct 11 2005

TWO YEARS AGO


Two Years Ago
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