Bryan: So, you�re never going to read the new Harry Potter book, right?

Me: No.

Bryan: So I can tell you about it?

Me: Mmmm. Is this the part where you try to get me to discuss Harry Potter?

Bryan: Yes.

Me: Please don�t make me discuss Harry Potter with you. Please?

Bryan: Aw, come on.

Me: Seriously, baby. It�s the anti-aphrodisiac.

Bryan: It�s just a really interesting book.

Me: Remember how I don�t want to talk about this?

Bryan: She seems to be writing for her audience as it grows up. There are these really amazing scenes where�

Maggie: No! Not sexy! I know you�d like to have sex again one day, and I love you so. Please don�t make me talk about this.

Bryan: OK. (Hangs head.)

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Me: Oh, I�m a bitch. (sigh) Tell me all about Harry Potter.

Bryan: OK! So Harry find this book of spells�