Feb
3
2005
At the Burlesque Show
-I could do this with my hands tied behind my back.
-You think?
-No, I’m saying that’s how I’d improve upon it. Do it with my hands tied behind my back.
-Ah. You could charge more.
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Feb
1
2005
Path of Righteousness
At the bar, someone mentions the possibility of the pope dying, and Rachel crosses herself.
Me: What was that last thing you did? After you crossed yourself?
Rachel: I was trying to clasp my hands in prayer, but the beer got in the way.
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Feb
1
2005
Valentine’s Gift Guide
I put together some Valentine’s gift ideas for The Morning News and Mighty Goods. Go buy your sweetie something nice.
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