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Mar 12 2004

SxSW

I won’t be posting again until next Thursday, because I’ll be in Austin for South by Southwest. If you see me there, come say hi. I’ll be the one with Margarita salt all over my face.

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Mar 12 2004

BLUE-HAIR TANTRUM

A sweet old lady comes out of the bathroom with her cane. A woman waiting for the bathroom has her back turned, and is blocking the path. The old lady raps her cane on the wood floor twice and stares intently at the customer’s back. She raps twice again, nothing. She begins to pound the floor repeatedly until the woman blocking her turns her head slightly and steps to the side.

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Mar 10 2004

GOTH TALK

Stumbled across a goth grooming guide. Number 5 is a classic. From “Makeup Tips for the Bleak”:

5. If you have scars on your wrists from suicide attempts, by all means display them proudly. The same goes for bruises, cuts, and track marks. Abscesses, however, should always be coyly veiled in filmy black fabric.

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Mar 9 2004

LUNCH OPTIONS

Sign for a country store outside of Woodland, California:

Burgers

Mexican Food

Live Bait

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Mar 8 2004

HOTEL CHANGE

Bryan dials the phone, and the man on the other end picks up. Bryan greets him with a voice a few octaves lower than usual:

What are you wearing?

(extended pause)

You’re not Jeff, are you.

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