Mighty Life List
May 1 2003

Confucious says

Eliza’s has toothbrush vending machines in the bathroom. For some reason, I find this unsavory. Perhaps it’s because I normally associate bathroom vending machine products with people’s crotches. Word to the wise: If you’re looking for something to put in your mouth, don’t begin your search in a public restroom.

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May 1 2003

Two Happy Things

  • People who gesticulate wildly when they’re on the phone
  • People who touch your shoulder and apologize after they’ve bumped you on the bus
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