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Mar 19 2003

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3.19.03 BROTHER JAMESON

The guy with the shaved head is pretending to fight with his fraternity brother. They do a few drunken karate-ha! kicks before the bald guy decides head butts would be more effective. He removes his plastic Leprechaun hat, charges up the alley, rebounds off of his friend�s stomach, and retreats to charge again. One of the shamrock stickers falls from his cheek.

Later that evening, the DJ�s bass will blow just as the crowd has gotten frothy over �Come on Eileen.� At 4 a.m., Bryan wakes me with a jug of water and two Advils. This is a man I could spend some time with.

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Mar 14 2003

FART ART

You know honey, we could use something in the bathroom.

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Mar 13 2003

PRESENTATION

This gentleman is walking fast and bad. He has his hair teased out, his tracksuit just so, and he�s looking around for someone to shove. He decides to clear out the nasty taste in his mouth and jerks his head left to spit. The spittle doesn�t quite clear his shoulder. He pretends not to notice.

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Mar 10 2003

VEGETABLES

Bryan: What did we have for dinner last night?

Me: � Popcorn.

Bryan: That�s what I thought.

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Mar 5 2003

COORDINATION

My sister bought me a set of bath stuff for Christmas. When I took it into the bathroom, I realized that the bath gel matched our shower curtain. I was much too pleased about this.

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