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Cool Hunter
Blondies is a lovely place. It’s a martini bar where they give you the shaker with your drink. This means that you have the first martini in your glass, and two more waiting for you in the shaker. Three martinis for the price of one makes it an excellent place to get to know people. Mostly drunk people. Or the 300-pound man in a pink leotard and tutu with heart-shaped deedleeboppers on his head. He seemed to be on his own, chatting with the door guy for a while before moseying off down the street. That was when I noticed his leg warmers. So I guess they are coming back.
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Somewhere to Be
Yesterday, I saw a hearse driver peel out and flip someone off. That has to be in direct violation of the employee handbook.
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Underemployed
As of this morning New Architect magazine is no more. And that means I’ve gone from being a managing editor to looking for bartending gigs. I don’t own a single Wonderbra, people.
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Baubles
The Morning News just posted my article on accessories. Go visit Women’s Fashion, Part IV: Accessories.
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The Go Ahead
J: I have a good story.
Me: Tell it.
J: I’m not sure if it’s really acceptable dinner conversation.
Me: Oh, who cares? Tell it.
J: OK. So my balls were really itching, right?�
