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Oct 10 2002

IRONY

Going for coffee, I hear a woman crying above me. On the sidewalk below her apartment, someone has spray-painted:

YOU

ARE

CON

TEN

TED.

I'm an ad.
Oct 10 2002

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10.10.02 DON’T I KNOW YOU?

Didn’t you send me email yesterday? I thought so. Be a love, and resend? Thanks.

I'm an ad.
Oct 9 2002

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10.09.02 PRIVILEGE

First-world living:

  • The Oscar Meyer Wiener truck
  • Frat parties.
  • Toilets activated by sensor.
I'm an ad.
Oct 8 2002

GOOD HOME TRAINING

Me: What do doggies say?

Trevor: Woof! Woof!

Me: What do horsies say?

Treveor: Wheeeen!

Me: What do duckies say?

Trevor: Whack! Whack!

Me: What do Trevors say?

Trevor: Please!

I'm an ad.
Oct 7 2002

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10.07.02 SO MUCH DEPENDS UPON A BROWN BEAR…

This book is called Grrrr. It is a collection of poems about bears.

I'm an ad.