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Sep 30 2002

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9.30.02 ELSEWHERE

They just posted my last piece in the etiquette series for The Morning News. It’s called
Don’t Be Rude: Part IV, Weddings. Now I can only hope that no one holds me to my own standards.

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Sep 26 2002

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9.26.02 A SOLID START

This morning, I stumbled into the bathroom, put the toothpaste on my toothbrush, and dropped it in the toilet. Things can only get better.

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Sep 24 2002

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9.24.02 CORPORATE DOLLARS AT WORK!

Kaiser Permanente has a kid-outreach program called, wait for it, “Nightmare on Puberty Street.” As you can see, Kaiser has it’s corporate finger on the pulse of America’s youth culture. Nightmare on Elm Street was first released in 1984, five years before most of these kids were born. Note the actor’s stylish peach T-shirt, striped baseball cap, and�overalls. I can only hope they rap.

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Sep 23 2002

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9.23.02 ARTSY

I did another 20 Things swap. “Unsupervised” is in the upper left corner.


SWIFTIAN MOMENT

She’s under arrest for repeatedly punching her four-year-old daughter. Her name is Madelyne Gorman Toogood.


HESITATION

I stood at the register indecisively, a copy of BUST in one hand, and Weddingbells Magazine in the other.

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Sep 19 2002

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9.19.02 THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM REFERENCE BOOKS

Cheese rhymes with gum disease.

And Pekingese.

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