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May 29 2002

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5.30.02 COVET

I passed a store window in the Castro that featured a pair of socks with the slogan “I (heart) my penis” embroidered on each one. I must have them.

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May 24 2002

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5.24.02 DOWN

On my way to the mailbox, I sighed and stepped over a baby bird that had fallen from his nest to the sidewalk. A few moments later, I noticed a well-dressed man walking in my direction. I could see from half a block away that he was talking to himself. We had just passed one another when I heard him mutter, “I’m still lonely.” So that was a bummer.

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May 22 2002

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5.22.02 PRETTY IN PINK

Have you ever tried Pepto-Bismol? Even the name sounds like someone vomiting. Bismol. Biiiismmooooohhhhl. But when I’m about hoik up my intestines, I always think to myself, “Boy, howdy! What I could use right now is a nice little plastic cup brimming with pink, minty, viscous fluid.”

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May 21 2002

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5.21.02 ELSEWHERE

The Case for Cocktails is my second piece for The Morning News. Cheers.

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May 20 2002

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5.20.02 SUPERMAN OR CHEWBACCA?

This is almost as addictive as Hot or Not. What’s Better
asks you to rate incongruous things. What’s better, a nuclear explosion or a bull elephant seal?

(via rabbit blog)

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