Mighty Life List
Feb 23 2002

Men’s Speed Skating 1000M

I have never seen so many clothed naked men in my life. Also, the Korean uniforms make their skaters look like giant cereal boxes.

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Feb 23 2002

Hot or Not, Live

Him: Did the National Gaurdsman kick the magnometer when you walked through?

Me: What?

Him: They do that to girls, especially pretty girls. They kick it to make it beep. We had to talk to them about it.

Me: You’re kidding me.

Him: Nope.

Me: Huh

Him: It didn’t beep when you walked through?

Me: No.

Him: Oh.

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Feb 23 2002

Marked by Wisdom and Calm Judgement

The cashier at the Salt Lake City Barnes and Noble had three lip rings, two eyebrow studs, and too much jewelry in her ears to count. She also had dense tattoo sleeves, the most visible one being a tribute to the band Korn. Her nametag read, Sage.

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Feb 23 2002

Caution

On Main Street, everyone waits until the light is green before they’ll cross. Main Street is blocked off.

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Feb 23 2002

A Stah, Baby

Glenn’s Key Lock and Safe has one of those marquee signs. Right now it says, Everyone is a star. Hey. Thanks, Glenn.

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