Men’s Speed Skating 1000M
I have never seen so many clothed naked men in my life. Also, the Korean uniforms make their skaters look like giant cereal boxes.
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Hot or Not, Live
Him: Did the National Gaurdsman kick the magnometer when you walked through?
Me: What?
Him: They do that to girls, especially pretty girls. They kick it to make it beep. We had to talk to them about it.
Me: You’re kidding me.
Him: Nope.
Me: Huh
Him: It didn’t beep when you walked through?
Me: No.
Him: Oh.
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Marked by Wisdom and Calm Judgement
The cashier at the Salt Lake City Barnes and Noble had three lip rings, two eyebrow studs, and too much jewelry in her ears to count. She also had dense tattoo sleeves, the most visible one being a tribute to the band Korn. Her nametag read, Sage.
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Caution
On Main Street, everyone waits until the light is green before they’ll cross. Main Street is blocked off.
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A Stah, Baby
Glenn’s Key Lock and Safe has one of those marquee signs. Right now it says, Everyone is a star. Hey. Thanks, Glenn.
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