1.28.02 SELF PROMOTION AND THE MATING DANCE

I passed a girl with a license plate that read �JBRATTY.” It was in a �Princess� plate frame, and she also had one of those sparkly pink stickers on the bumper that said, �100% Fine.� Oddly, there are guys who look at these glittery warning flags and think, �Ha-HA! Brataay. I like �em with a little spunk.� I know because I’ve met them. They�re the same guys who approach me at a bar, call me �sassy� when I say something less stupid than they expect, then shift uncomfortably from foot to foot when I blink at them.

6:13 p.m.