More people I wish I knew:

• The guy in the boyscout ski cap wearing a T-shirt that reads, “Smoke crack, worship Satan.”
• The beautiful girl in the pale pink sweater running back to her construction site with hardhat in hand.

12:42 p.m.

Just read about a Japanese arcade game called
Boong Ga Boong Ga. A description from the linked site: “You, the player, try to cram a plastic finger up a virtual woman’s ass. The harder you shove, the more reaction you get from the computerized face on the screen.” The world is an odd, odd place.

(via eatonweb)

[P.S. Luke wrote in to point out that the game is actually Korean, and it has eight characters: ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, gangster, mother-in-law, gold digger, prostitute, child molester, and con artist. Quentin says that, "The mission isn't to 'cram a virtual finger up a virtual woman's ass.' The idea is just to poke their butt really hard in a kind of spanking-esque way." Good clarifications. And my new mission is to work "spanking-esque" into polite conversation.]

2:02 p.m.

I just joined the Top Ten Blog. Stop by, won’t you?

3:53 p.m.

Yesterday, I had stir fry for lunch. Last night, there was rice in my bra.

(That could totally be a haiku.)

3:53 p.m.

“Dictionaryaoke: audio clips from online dictionaries sing the hits of yesterday and today.” I favor “Girl From Ipanema” and “Highway to Hell.”

(Via xblog.)

11:43 a.m.

The actual headline of a press release I received a few days ago:

Collaboration and Web-Based Self-Service Access to Brand Assets and
Marketing Collateral Enable Tighter Brand Control for Enterprises and
their Partners

11:30 a.m.