Mighty Life List
Nov 8 2000

My boss got a press release on the world’s fastest thawing spaghetti. The last line is a classic:

“Spaghetti innovations are rare,” said a spokesman for the UCC Ueshima
affiliate.

11:18 a.m.

I'm an ad.
Nov 8 2000

I don’t know what my thumb did in a past life, but the person in charge of thumb karma has gotten around to me. Apparently, I have Atilla-the-Hun thumb. Twice in the last week, I’ve burned it badly. I mean big, oozy blisters that I have to concentrate on not prodding. Ow. Accursed thumb of Cain.

11:18 a.m.

San Francisco moment: a cable car passes filled with 60 drunken, dangling voters who are chanting VOTE-AL-GORE! VOTE-AL-GORE! One dude at the back has a Nader sign.

9 a.m.

I'm an ad.
Nov 7 2000

From Matthea Harvey’s “One Filament Against the Firmament”

Sight tests had been conducted on them all as
Children these ones could examine a dewdrop
Perched on a furred leaf & not cry when it fell to
The ground

5:41 p.m.

I'm an ad.
Nov 7 2000

This new mutivitamin is making my pee glow in the dark. It’s disconcerting.

3 p.m.

I'm an ad.
Nov 7 2000

This is good for a few minutes of timekill.

Distort the future president.

1:49 p.m.

I'm an ad.