Archive for September, 2000

9.28.00

Ever since the Monica Lewinsky thing, I’ve occasionally seen this guy walking down Market Street with a sign that reads, “IMPEACH CLINTON.” It says some other stuff below, but I never bothered to read it. I figured the guy was just a political freak. Well, after several months passed and he was still around, I […]

9.27.00

For all the guys who were feeling left out when I posted the fake nipple site, I present to you penisenvy.com:
“You can do something about your small penis! Are you tired of meeting attractive women only to find out they are into well hung guys? Are you
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9.26.00

I’m reading In the Skin of the Lion by Michael Ondaatje. I love this description of a girl rolling over:
“Clara turned slowly like something on the floor of the ocean.”
2:27 p.m.

9.20.00

Another Onion tribute:
William Safire Orders Two Whoppers
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9.15.00

This article made me sad. It’s about people robbing hundreds of flowers at a time from a little park in San Francisco.
11:34 a.m.

9.14.00

Some chick is out at a bar one night thinking, “Sure, you can see my nipples thorough my shirt most of the time. But what if it’s warm out, or my shirt isn’t creating enough friction? There may be entire minutes when my nipples aren’t as perky and visible as I’d like. How can I […]

9.14.00

This is the most interesting portion of an article on the possibility of implanting computer chips in our brains:
Researchers at the University of
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9.12.00

Technology advances so fast that I feel like Judy Jetson. This is a great idea:
The furry mascots of the 2000 Summer Olympics
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9.8.00

Engrish.com has a bunch of terrific Japanese mistranslations. This schedule book says, “Have a smell of panda droppings. This one is very fragrant.”
10:23 a.m.

9.7.00

Disturbing auctions scours eBay and the like for items of concern. The “God Bless Our Truckers” velvet painting is an example, more of my favorites include:
A purse fashioned from a bull’s scrotum.
A drunken noses “sculpture.”
Ghost Poop.
1:49 p.m.
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