If you’re a woman, you must visit this site. It teaches you how to pee standing up. I’m talking about peeing just like a guy, without removing your clothes. The quote on the front page by Judith Lewis of L.A. Weekly says it all, “Far and away the most practical information regarding the female anatomy I’ve run across in years. Who knew?” Next we’ll be writing our names in the snow.
A cure for extinction:
BRIGHTON, Tasmania, Aug. 21 ï¿½ A sign by the small enclosure near
the Bonorong Park Wildlife Center entrance says ï¿½Tasmanian
tiger,ï¿½ but the fabled carnivore is nowhere to be seen. The last
known Tasmanian tiger, or thylacine, died in captivity in 1936,
but a team of Australian biologists believes the animalï¿½s
extinction may simply be a 70-year hiccup. DNA from a
Tasmanian tiger has been found, and cloning is under way.
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Just got an email that read:
Definition of “truncate” from dictonary.com:
Appearing to terminate abruptly, as a leaf of a tulip tree or a coiled
gastropod shell that lacks a spire.
Appearing to terminate abruptly,
as a leaf of a tulip tree
or a coiled gastropod shell
that lacks a spire.
Did you read about the mother of a Kursk sailor who was sedated while criticizing a Russian official? There’s a photo of a medic jabbing her with a needle as she collapses. Boy, that Putin is a PR wiz.
This is an excerpt from Brad Kloza’s “Decoding the Official Soundtrack of the Democratic National Convention.”
Occasion: Speech by Tipper Gore
Potential First Ladies choose one cause to devote their time to should
their husbands get elected. The DNC needed to select a song in synch
with Gore’s mission: understanding and caring for America’s mentally
ill. Gloria Estefan’s “Turn the Beat Around” does just that.
The Estefan song has become an anthem for mental illness
understanding and caring since it appeared in “Sweating It
Out”ï¿½episode #129 of “Beverly Hills 90210,” a popular program
formerly broadcast on the Fox television network. During this episode
the characters Kelly and Valerie attend a psychology seminar. Valerie
laughs off the professor’s philosophies and decides to leave, but Kelly
takes his words to heart because of her recent experience in a fire,
where she suffered burns on her wrist, ear, and the side of her neck.
“Turn the Beat Around” was a featured song in this episode, and drove
home the fact that Kelly’s lingering fear and associated mental concerns
were assuaged, or, if you will, turned around, with the help of a
Estefan, who is as reclusive as J.D. Salinger, author of books such as
The Catcher in the Rye, refuses to comment on the metaphors in her
song, but countless critics have persuasively argued that “beat” is code
for “mind” while “turn” translates to “cure.” It does not escape their
notice that Estefan entered the University of Miami in 1975 with the
dream of becoming a psychologist. True, she tossed this dream aside
during her freshman year, when she joined a precursor of Miami Sound
Machine, but still this can be no coincidence. And surely Estefan had
Freud on her mind when she wrote the lyrics for “Turn the Beat
Around.” To wit: “Flute player play your flute ’cause / I know that
you want to get your thing off.”
If you’ve got Photoshop and a spare half hour, you can erase your ex-boyfriend from the family photo. Presto, George was never at Lake Winnemuck. Now, live video can be edited the same way, but here’s the creepy part. It can be edited in real time. This allows producers to insert ads on the walls at ball games or completely delete a person who “shouldn’t be there.” The implications? “Here’s footage of the field in question. As you can see, there aren’t hundreds of dead civilians here. Oh no! Just another day in old Kosovo.” Yikes. This article has more info.
According to the Useless Facts site:
All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle.
Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Octopi have gardens.